killer penny.

you steal the penny by killing the previous owner.



Knyh finds a peeny in the street.

Oscar drives 100 miles an hour, makes a quick turn and accidentally squashes Knyh to the pavement. He then hops out of the car and yoinks the penny right out of Knyh's hand.

Elvis Discuises himself as a hobo and askes oscar for change and then he gives Elvis 10€ and I knock Oscar out and steals the penny

/me stabs elvis with a seventeen inch ninja sword and steals the penny, leaving him bleeding to death on the pavement.

/me sets zombies on elvis and slips away with the penny...

I Hadoken Knyh, which unfortunately disintegrates both him and the penny. I then travel back in time before it was disintegrated, steal it, and return.

I say 'Give it.' to Myroc and he gives me it.

I feel really stupid about giving Cody the penny, and I shoot Cody with my rifle and steal the penny. (You didn't know i had a rifle? I thought it was too obvious to tell you.)

I get demons to attack Myroc and I take the penny.

Cody then slips on the blood left by his Demons and collides with a nearby bus. Several cars them smash into the bus as it braked in
an attempt to miss Cody, and an explosion soon follows, destroying a nearby office building and killing several bystanders. In the confusion Jon finds a penny that smells evil but looks shiny.

Myroc reappears in hell, where he will get punished for all his sins. Too bad he kills Lucifer and becomes the new Lord of Hell. He then appears in a puff of flame on earth, rips out Jon's heart, replaces it with a bicycle pump, and steal the penny while Jon is confused. My suggestion is that you start pumping immediately.

Jon goes to the local DingDongBurger stand to help repair his damaged body with a double decker DingDongDoodleDonker burger with extra cheese. Somehow he walks away a Cyborg Ninja. Not able to remove the sword from it's sheeth,he flings it away. Myroc is hit over the head with it and trip over a banana skin into a open manhole. The coin slips from his hand as he falls into a small puddle of mud. The coin was no longer shiny but with his new Cyborg body Jon could not detect it's evil, so he picked it up.

I get it now and run away and put it on fire then..........................

Ninja'd.

mehides out inside myrocs intestines.

I take put on my Taco mask and scare you into giving me the penny.

I laugh evilly and madly at you, and the sheer badass sound of it makes you faint. Then i take the penny.

I give you the evil look and kick you in the shins then take the penny.

I ask can i have the penny.
you give it to me stupidly.
i then stab you and run off, Leaving you dying of blood loss in the street.

Seeing Cody's blood on the ground gives me an idea, and i use my dark powers to make your blood pull your body in every direction possible.

The sheer explosion of blood, flesh and gore is too horrible to describe.

Then i pick up the very bloody penny.

I suck myself back together and distract you with Final Fantasy games.
I take the penny then destroy your body eighteenTrillion times over until i have a pile of atoms which i scatter across the universe.

I walk in with pie and you eat while your eating I take the penny.

The penny you took was fake and i still have the real one. I blow your brains out for trying to take my penny.